Monday, October 15, 2007

The Perfect Crime

Ok! Finally I think I am ready to commit the perfect crime! Watching those famous crimes shows like all versions of CSI, Criminal Minds, NCIS, a little of Killer Instinct, Psych and Monk and reading Agatha Christie's books made me aware of what a mistake can a murderer make, of course other than the murder itself. I am going to watch over my DNA, fingerprints, footprints and car tired prints! I am going to watch over the car paint or I better not use any car! I won't even have a motive! I will kill someone I don't even know so that no fingers will be pointed at me. Now I have the plan ready and all I have to do is to find the right victim :D Enough of all this evil fantasy of mine and let me talk a bit about these shows for those who don't know them!

CSI or Crime Scene Investigation: There are 3 versions of this show and each is located in a major American city. The original is located in Las Vegas and by far is the best. The 2nd is in Miami and the 3rd is in New York. The shows deal with crime scenes and evidences more than with human beings.

Criminal Minds: A relatively new show where in contrast to CSI it primary deals with profiling of criminals and sometimes even victims. The agents analyze the criminal and come up with the characteristics that fit the crime so they can identify him or her.

NCIS or Naval Criminal Investigative Services: This show deals with crimes related to the American Navy and Marine Corps. It deals with both, evidence and the human factor and the agents are funny! You've got to like DiNozzo!

Killer Instinct: Which only lasted 1 season unfortunately! It deals with unusual and brutal crimes in their nature.

Psych: A new show that I have enjoyed very much! It is about a guy who's father is an ex-cop who has powerful observational skills and impressive detective instincts and tell the police that he is a psychic and help them to solve crimes. He and his partner opens their agency and call it Psych. I am waiting for 2nd season now!

Monk: Even though they show the criminal most of the times in the start of the episode, I still enjoy watching it! Monk is an Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) detective who manages to solve the unsolvable crimes God knows how! Sometimes he really pisses me off specially when he needs to wipe his hand after shaking someone else's hand :@


Of course there are many other shows like Crossing Jordan but I am not that into it since I don't like the cast that much! Jill Hennessy has a bad voice! There is also Bones which I still don't understand how can they know that much about someone through a small bone in the body??
There are the classics like Murder She Wrote and Columbo (the bad thing about it is that they show the criminal in the start of each episode)!

13 comments:

Cat said...

Yaah Yaah Yaah :)

wat a rich post !! In content I meant .. 10/10 :)

U have such a criminal mind bro!

we shall all stay away!!!

Hopeless Poet said...

Cat:
Don't worry! My criminal mind will only serve good causes :D
And thank you very very much :D

chikapappi said...

Oh god! you think like me! WOHO! Let's unite & do some ass kicking!

I wonder how in the States, they are not afraid of "sikos" watching these shows & imitating!

Blue Dress said...

I volunteer Kill me kill me! ;D

CSI. the rest is crappy.

Judy Abbott said...

too much TV

Gloomy said...

Lol you will make a good detective min jed and a very talented criminal :P

Well since these TV shows are full of killing scenes and blood I don’t watch them. I've watched half an episode of CSI with my bro and couldn’t take it. Actually I was kicked out coz I was extra noisy :S

Swair said...

u forgot Law&Order:SVU!

3ajeeeb!

Hopeless Poet said...

Chikapappi:
You are scaring me now :P
And indeed many are criticizing specially CSI because they say it also teaches potential criminals how to avoid being caught! Well we will just enjoy those shows and let the “sickos” rot in hell!

Blue Dress:
Thanks for saying that in my blog! Now if you die, I will be the 1st suspect :(
The rest are not crappy! Just give them a chance :P

Judy Abbott:
And those are not the only shows I watch but it is not that much TV since I watched most of them on the PC :P

Gloomy:
Yes! I would have been a detective if I were an American :P
You have to think of it as ketchup and not real blood and watch ;)

Swair:
I have never been a fan of Law & Order shows! Maybe because I always think of them as the original dull show elli ma da5al mazaji!
But isn't Law & Order: Criminal Intent is close to the shows I mentioned?

Fa6ma said...

CSI shows are good, enjoyable, but so not addictive =p..
I like watching Monk, I didn't like him at first, but I guess he's the kinda people [ok, shows] that grow on you.. Now I like to watch it very much... It's light-criminal sprinkled with rediculous humor. =)

Perfecty said...

I love Agatha Christie! W I love the shows you mentioned. All the books I have and read are about crimes.

Hopeless Poet said...

Fa6ma:
It is true what you said about Monk! He frustrates you first and then you get used to him and like to watch in hope he will be ok one day :P

Perfecty:
You are just like me then :D

:::: SHAYOUMA :::: said...

sometimes I think if I kill someone i don't know, how are they going to suspect me!

:::: SHAYOUMA :::: said...

I never watched those shows but heard about them and i always think how they show that on TV< it's like helping real criminals you know!!!
I like Monk!